Notactuallyme


  1. Stress waiting

    1.The movers were supposed to be here
    between 11 and 2; it’s 1:25 now & they’re still not here.
    2. The cable guy is supposed to be at the new house between 4 & 6. We have to have the TVs set up so he can hook up DVRs etc.
    3. The TVs are still at the old house because see #1.
    4. This is going to be the only time in history that the cable guy is going to be early, isn’t it?
    5. When the movers finally get here, they’re going to have to load the sofa last, because I’m currently using all of it.