Notactuallyme


  1. I kissed him on the short hairs and they smelled like another woman.

    She uses Aveda products, so he always smells good when he gets home after seeing her.

    I like the way she trims the neckline to a point, but she often cuts the front too short for my taste. She gives great scalp & shoulder massages though. I’m actually a little jealous that he gets to see her every three weeks, and I only go every couple of months.

    What?