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  • Truthful Tuesday. Yeah yeah, I know it’s not Tuesday, but I have to get
this off my chest.

The salad I eat every day comes with bacon. Which I remove.

And don’t eat.

I know. And I understand if we can’t be friends anymore. I have broken the
most sacred covenant of the internet. But I just can’t continue the charade
any longer. So sorry to disappoint you all.

Remember me fondly, Tumblr.

    Truthful Tuesday. Yeah yeah, I know it’s not Tuesday, but I have to get
    this off my chest.

    The salad I eat every day comes with bacon. Which I remove.

    And don’t eat.

    I know. And I understand if we can’t be friends anymore. I have broken the
    most sacred covenant of the internet. But I just can’t continue the charade
    any longer. So sorry to disappoint you all.

    Remember me fondly, Tumblr.

    Posted on January 26, 2012 with 16 notes

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    9. faneffingtastic said: I loathe bacon in salads.
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