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luckyshirt:

Millions of years in the future, humans will stumble upon this planet, the planet they had called home before social media became self-aware and launched bacon-wrapped hobos at every major city, forcing a group of 12 to flee to the outer edges of the known universe and start over.

…and a small child will pull this animated gif from the rubble at the bottom of some crater in Hoboken (which is what every city will be called in memory of the hobopocalypse).

Humankind 6.2’s scientists will study this clip, and it will become part of every newborn’s service pack.

This is how we will be understood and remembered.

…by this, the last desperate combination of art and utility by a civilization on the brink of self-destruction.

This, my friends, is our moai.

I had already hearted the video, but I couldn’t not acknowledge the brilliance of Luckyshirt’s analysis and prognostication.

You are scary wise, sir. Lead us into the future, O Wise Leader-type Person.