- Contrary to all logic and reason, two dogs need way more than twice as much attention as a single dog.
- Trying to find a consensus on the nutritional content of a particular Belgian beer on the internet is an exercise in futility.
- Reading the excellent book The Art of Racing in the Rain in public is only advisable if you don’t mind people looking at you funny as you sob and snivel and dab at your mascara-smeared eyes with every available nearby paper product.
- Two dogs competing for your attention can be infinitely more cute and adorable than a single dog who is used to having all the attention she wants and knows you already think she’s adorable and she doesn’t have to work at it.
- Laziness begets more laziness and I need to get off my ass and do something with this gorgeous day.