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Progress

I’m ridiculously pleased at the increasing evidence that I apparently have muscles in my arms after all.

Dec 31st

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It's my fault, really.

I told him Skyrim looked interesting.

Dec 31st

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For the lulz: REBLOG IF YOU'RE *KEEPING* MISSING...

I am Spartacus.

Dec 31st

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Busted.

Dec 31st

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Best Tech Word Ever

davio1962: Dongle. Reminds me of one of my favorite blog posts ever, by Palinode: To my immense delight, I found out last week that every Avid editing suite comes, as a matter of security, with a programmable key called a dongle. The function of the dongle is to prevent unauthorized rogue editors from sneaking into the building and layering in an aftereffect or converting a cut to a...

Dec 28th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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trelvix replied to your post: I was going to post something a bit unseemly, a… Ma? Oh dear god.

Dec 24th

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I was going to post something a bit unseemly, a tad risque, perhaps even gauche. But Trelvix just posted, and I simply can’t sully that brilliance with cheap trash.

Dec 24th

Dec 22nd

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True confession #2

I can never seem to post anything on Truthful Tuesday. My life is apparently nothing but lies that day.

Dec 21st

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True confession

I’ve never heard that “Friday” song that everyone railed about a few months ago, but every time it crosses my mind, my brain sings that word to the tune of Bieber’s “Baby Baby Baby” so you know, still hellish. And now that’s how you’ll hear it too, so I guess that’s my little holiday gift to you. Sorry.

Dec 21st

True confession

I’ll admit that - until I remembered that I had dumped the mint from the mojito glasses in there - I was a bit concerned when I raised the toilet lid.

Dec 18th

Wrestling with the dog

Me: "Why did you kick me in the titty?"
Him: "Well, in her defense, you do possess the majority of the titty in the family. Practically speaking, all of the usable titty in the family. So if anybody's titties are gettin' kicked, it's pretty much gonna be you."
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: "I can't really argue with you."

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

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The dog is lying on his pillow

Him: I told her to get the hell off.
Me: That's a little rude!
Him: Well, she didn't move anyway.
Me: As well she shouldn't. She doesn't want to...
Him: Encourage that kind of language?
Me: Yeah, but...
Him: Respond to that kind of treatment?
Me: Well, yeah, but...
Him: Reward that kind of behavior?
Me: ...
Him: Use your words, honey.
Me: ...
Him: (laughing at me)
Me: GOD DAMN IT!

Dec 14th

We're home from Vegas

BRB. Going to go sleep for 12 hours.

Dec 6th

Dec 5th

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We’re in Vegas with a group of friends we hadn’t seen in years. Five of us have birthdays this month, so of course we’re celebrating at a strip club. Like you do. I’ve had maybe four hours of sleep in the past 24; I’m hungry and my head is pounding. Nothing to do but go with the flow. So I guess having the pretty blonde with the lip ring rub her paid-for breasts all...

Dec 4th

Fried pickles? I may be in love.

Of course, I may also be drunk. I’m just sayin’.

Dec 4th