February 2010
52 posts
WOO THE FUCK HOO BITCHEZ!!
January 2010
151 posts
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I worry about you. I really hope you’re taking care of yourself. Things will get better, you know.
This time might be the last time, I fear
Unless I make it all too clear…
Warm apple pie and vanilla bean ice cream,...
Pleasantly buzzed.
It helps to start early.
"Eating a birthday taco"
(via hurtling)
I thought your date wasn’t until later this evening?
(Sorry, I’ll see myself out.)
dextercolt:
monkeyfrog:
Dextercolt.
That was probably bloody mucous resulting from rabid coyote colitis.
But I’m sure you’ll be juuuussst fine.
Injecting myself with my home-made rabies vaccination now. It is mostly Mountain Dew, but I think it will work.
You should probably put some alcohol in that as well, just as a precaution. Can’t be too careful with your health, you know!
Today at the dentist
weselec:
My wife discovered that the insurance switch we recently made means we can’t keep going to the same dentist. Fine. We’ll live. So of course, she needed to cancel and was then told that they charge a $100 cancellation fee. She laughed at the receptionist and walked out (I love her, don’t you?)
So now, I’m just DYING for them to bill us. I want so badly to write this letter, I can’t even...
Happy birthday, Portorock!
I’ve been keeping your secret (you remember, the one about you being such a nice guy and not wanting anyone to know because it would ruin your street cred), but from all the SFTU photos I’ve seen, it seems like a few others may have caught on. I hope you have a wonderful birthday, you sweeter-than-you’ll-admit-to-publicly man.
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Majestic osprey atop the sailboat mast across the canal stands sentinel over the sparkling water, surveying his early morning domain. He perches there, dawn and dusk, day after day, alert for pretenders to his throne, calmly watching the egrets and herons as they go about their business of fishing the shallows. The water is still this morning, no breeze rippling its surface, but the osprey knows...
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Good god you people are a bunch of gorgeous mofos!
It’s probably a good thing I wasn’t in SF because you would have quickly grown weary of me licking you.
lubranoexposed:
I just whipped up- with one hand tied behind my back- what is arguably the best meal ever. Roasted chicken with sauteed mushrooms, artichokes, onions, spinach and a white wine, lemon and goat cheese sauce. My talents are wasted on these kids.
What time is dinner and what kind of dessert should I bring?
Chocolate-Caramel Pecan Pie
wordishness:
(Slightly lazy person’s version, with pre-prepared crust. Make your own, if you want.)
Ingredients
20-30 caramel squares
2 T milk
1 c chopped pecans
12 ounces semisweet chocolate chips
graham cracker crust
whipped cream topping
Directions
Place caramels in medium microwavable bowl.
Add milk. Microwave on high 2-1/2 to 3 minutes or until caramels are completely melted,...
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Steve, I'm gonna need your recipe for...
Please?
“Are there rednecks in France?”
“Hell oui!”
Oh, duck*L*ing. Now I understand your confusion.
I could use a good ducking.
WHAT?
I just realized I've been home for an hour and I...
yodelmachine:
Oops.
But what kind of M&Ms did you buy?
OHAI RICHARD
And I'm not drunk.
Sigh.
I JUST GOT A DRUNK PHONE CALL FROM THE WHOLE...
nicky36:
Or at least from the corner of the Mars Bar where Theresa is.
Sigh. I checked my phone, but it wasn’t from me after all. And I’m not at Mars Bar. Sigh.
doublejack:
There’s someone snoring on my couch, but @sokeri will probably kill me if I tell you who it is.
She may say that, but I doubt she’ll actually pull out the shiv. Go ahead - spill it!
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS, INTERNET.
(via emzbulletproof)
From Rommie http://www.flickr.com/photos/rommiej/sets/72157623262119706/
And Guille’s pool http://www.flickr.com/groups/sftu/pool/
Those are all I’ve seen so far. And YES - WE NEED MORE!
Sitiing on the bed in my hotel room with no pants...
rsmallbone:
This is what the internet’s all about.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
coconut is the devil. only commies like cocounut...
(via inthefade)
You can call me Red.
π
steelopus:
Pie is good, but call me on March 14th and then we’ll talk.
What would be a good time to call you that day? I’m thinking around 1:59 or so…?
Apparently it's National Pie Day.
I consulted several sources, and - oddly enough - it has nothing to do with sex. I KNOW, RIGHT?
Anyway, in the spirit of the fauxliday, I decided to make breakfast a little special, a little pie-ish, if you will. It’s not actually pie, more like a frittata, but yummy nonetheless. And easy-peasy! I’ll share for those of you want to play along at home.
You’ll need:
onion -...
Jesus Christ, his glasses are still on his...
morrowplanet:
This is going to be harder than I thought.
I’m so sorry, Mike. <3 to you and your family.
lubranoexposed:
Amy and I are at the airport!!!!!!!!!! We can’t wait to see you!!!!
You guys have a great time! I SO wish I was going with you!!!!
The entire Internet is in the lobby of Hotel...
hurtling:
I hope your not jealous.
I AM, DAMMIT! I hope your hugging everyone for me!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, TUMBLR!!
At my age, I can’t afford to keep waiting this long for page loads. Tick tock and all that crap.
I just read @TJ's tweet about Southwest paging...
lubranoexposed:
luckyshirt:
We’re being hunted.
Next they’ll be baiting us into holding rooms with bacon.
They just paged “Fortunate Sweater”.
I need to find someone who looks like he uses myspace, put him in a sleeper hold, and swap clothes and eyebrow rings with him.
Holy crap. “Fortunate Sweater” FREAKING HILARIOUS.
I LOLed and the kids are all- what’s so funny?! and I explained it...
