January 2012
30 posts
That same type of bird also finds honey for honey...
Not that the honey badgers give a shit.
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Lying on deck basking in the tropical night breeze… millions of stars overhead… quiet lapping of the waves against the hull… gentle rhythmic thwap of the halyard against the mast… the distant glow on the horizon pinpointing the nearest island… echoes of laughter from the day of fun… murmurs and sighs as everyone settles in for the night…
In three weeks.
...
Uh huh. Absolutely.
After all these years...
The dog has apparently been rolling in something nasty, as evidenced by the stickiness my hand encounters when I reach down to pet her.
“What does this smell like to you?” I stick my hand in front of his Skyrim-engrossed face.
And bless his heart, he actually sniffs it.
It’s like he doesn’t know me at all.
WatchTesting.
Edit: Thinking about ordering a Lytro camera, but wanted to see if Tumblr would recognize the “live” photo format. Answer seems to be yeah, if you post it as a video. Although this is just taken from the Lytro website, and seems to be Flash-driven. I wonder if the actual photos from the camera would post the same way. Hmmm…
You can click anywhere in the photo to change...
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"Ya see, these turds over here are just generic,...
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"Is that a ring of minor welding?"
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“Did you already take your contacts out?”
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yodelmachine replied to your photo: “Inexplicably awful turd.” … Can’t. Stop….
THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT
I can’t argue with you about that.
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Rommie, we've had your dog almost 48 hours and he...
I think he may be broken.
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Things I have learned so far this weekend:
Contrary to all logic and reason, two dogs need way more than twice as much attention as a single dog.
Trying to find a consensus on the nutritional content of a particular Belgian beer on the internet is an exercise in futility.
Reading the excellent book The Art of Racing in the Rain in public is only advisable if you don’t mind people looking at you funny as you sob and snivel and...
I'll bet Trelvix has a hell of a list.
List 8 things I've done that most Tumblrs have...
1. Jumped out of a perfectly good airplane from 12,000 feet. Didn’t bounce.
2. Rode in an elevator with Dennis Hopper. He was a short, shifty-eyed little fucker.
3. Did aerobatics in an open-cockpit bi-wing Stearman. The passenger sits in the front seat, which meant that when we went into a nosedive to get up enough airspeed to do loops, etc., I was staring straight at the rapidly nearing...
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I just got out of bed to take something because I can’t sleep. I’ve been scrolling backward through the dash, and three things:
1. I was confused as hell there for a bit.
b. The confusion may or may not be at least in part chemically induced.
iii. Y’all are some seriously twisted fucks.
4. I like that in an internet.
::lurking::
December 2011
29 posts
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Progress
I’m ridiculously pleased at the increasing evidence that I apparently have muscles in my arms after all.
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It's my fault, really.
I told him Skyrim looked interesting.
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For the lulz: REBLOG IF YOU'RE *KEEPING* MISSING...
I am Spartacus.
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Busted.
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Best Tech Word Ever
davio1962:
Dongle.
Reminds me of one of my favorite blog posts ever, by Palinode:
To my immense delight, I found out last week that every Avid editing suite comes, as a matter of security, with a programmable key called a dongle. The function of the dongle is to prevent unauthorized rogue editors from sneaking into the building and layering in an aftereffect or converting a cut to a...
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trelvix replied to your post: I was going to post something a bit unseemly, a…
Ma?
Oh dear god.
I was going to post something a bit unseemly, a tad risque, perhaps even gauche. But Trelvix just posted, and I simply can’t sully that brilliance with cheap trash.
True confession #2
I can never seem to post anything on Truthful Tuesday. My life is apparently nothing but lies that day.
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True confession
I’ve never heard that “Friday” song that everyone railed about a few months ago, but every time it crosses my mind, my brain sings that word to the tune of Bieber’s “Baby Baby Baby” so you know, still hellish.
And now that’s how you’ll hear it too, so I guess that’s my little holiday gift to you. Sorry.
True confession
I’ll admit that - until I remembered that I had dumped the mint from the mojito glasses in there - I was a bit concerned when I raised the toilet lid.
Wrestling with the dog
Me: "Why did you kick me in the titty?"
Him: "Well, in her defense, you do possess the majority of the titty in the family. Practically speaking, all of the usable titty in the family. So if anybody's titties are gettin' kicked, it's pretty much gonna be you."
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: "I can't really argue with you."
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The dog is lying on his pillow
Him: I told her to get the hell off.
Me: That's a little rude!
Him: Well, she didn't move anyway.
Me: As well she shouldn't. She doesn't want to...
Him: Encourage that kind of language?
Me: Yeah, but...
Him: Respond to that kind of treatment?
Me: Well, yeah, but...
Him: Reward that kind of behavior?
Me: ...
Him: Use your words, honey.
Me: ...
Him: (laughing at me)
Me: GOD DAMN IT!