potjie:

spratt:

bcompton:

I miss being unemployed and being able to spend time on the internet. I have no fucking idea what is happening these days. My office has ten other males in it. It has no windows. These ten males have come to some sort of agreement that involves never turning on any sort of light source that has no purpose other than being a light source. I spend an hour a day driving to this place, and an hour a day driving home. Time management is hard work.

I miss you all very much.

Lame.

Ben wallows in lameness.

I miss Ben even when he is lame.

nickdouglas:

funsizebytes:

alinasmith:

Office Depot has a deal on 4 packs of 250 Full-Color Raised Print business bards. To take advantage of the deal, apply this code: 71968582 then this code: 16400993. The whole thing should come out to $3, shipped.

I believe these codes are only good today, but I could be wrong.

If you make a thousand cards that just say “You’re awesome.” and randomly hand them all out to people on the street, I will send you a signed original polaroid.

Not kidding. You’ll need to figure out some sort of way of providing me with proof…but I’m totally serious.

Finally, someone has come up with a way to synergize Shakespeare and the business world…

UPDATE: I went through and it comes to ($29.99 - $10.00) - 15% = $16.99. Not a bad price, but not $3.

You have to get four packs. Worked for me.

Holy shit, I just paid $3.67 for a thousand business cards. I really hope I don’t come to regret the cocky job title I gave myself.

Worked for me too. I got 1000 for $4.24 including tax and shipping. Sweet deal! Thanks, Alina, for the tip!

scottfriday:

on top of two women.

oh what a night.

Correct answer: That’d be the butt, Bob.