via

Sounds like a plan.

Via.

Truthful Tuesday. Yeah yeah, I know it’s not Tuesday, but I have to get
this off my chest.

The salad I eat every day comes with bacon. Which I remove.

And don’t eat.

I know. And I understand if we can’t be friends anymore. I have broken the
most sacred covenant of the internet. But I just can’t continue the charade
any longer. So sorry to disappoint you all.

Remember me fondly, Tumblr.

Not that the honey badgers give a shit.

Good evening.

Good morning.

Soon, my precious. Soon.

Earlier today.

Lying on deck basking in the tropical night breeze… millions of stars overhead… quiet lapping of the waves against the hull… gentle rhythmic thwap of the halyard against the mast… the distant glow on the horizon pinpointing the nearest island… echoes of laughter from the day of fun… murmurs and sighs as everyone settles in for the night…

In three weeks.

I. Can. Not. Wait.

The dog has apparently been rolling in something nasty, as evidenced by the stickiness my hand encounters when I reach down to pet her.

“What does this smell like to you?” I stick my hand in front of his Skyrim-engrossed face.

And bless his heart, he actually sniffs it.

It’s like he doesn’t know me at all.

Testing.

Edit: Thinking about ordering a Lytro camera, but wanted to see if Tumblr would recognize the “live” photo format. Answer seems to be yeah, if you post it as a video. Although this is just taken from the Lytro website, and seems to be Flash-driven. I wonder if the actual photos from the camera would post the same way. Hmmm…

You can click anywhere in the photo to change the focal point. The camera supposedly captures all the available light, so the photos are “live” and can be refocused after the fact, over and over. Interesting concept… would be great for capturing quick shots on the fly without having to worry about setting up the shot and choosing where to focus. Anybody have any experience with something like this?

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“Did you already take your contacts out?”

yodelmachine replied to your photo: “Inexplicably awful turd.” … Can’t. Stop….

THERE’S A REASON FOR THAT

I can’t argue with you about that.