Notactuallyme


  1. Just talked to my dad in Tulsa, and they haven’t had any severe weather. Yet, anyway.

    Much devastation in the center of the state though. My thoughts are with the families of those lost.

  2. I wish this was universal to all websites. Not to mention embedded in the signature block of 80% of the emails I receive at work. Especially those from my manager. (sigh)

    I wish this was universal to all websites. Not to mention embedded in the signature block of 80% of the emails I receive at work. Especially those from my manager. (sigh)

  3. Let’s go home and get your feet wet, babies.

    Let’s go home and get your feet wet, babies.

  4. thelamprey:

iheartchaos:

 
Giraffes are naturally born divers.

For @betthearm this is like the flooded galley scene in Alien Resurrection.






I been hyp-mo-tized.

    thelamprey:

    iheartchaos:

     

    Giraffes are naturally born divers.

    For @betthearm this is like the flooded galley scene in Alien Resurrection.

    I been hyp-mo-tized.

    (via tymethiefslongerthoughts)

  5. “Oiling the butcher block”

    “Oiling the butcher block”

  6. Go home Photoshop, you’re drunk.

    Go home Photoshop, you’re drunk.

  7. When he’s right, he’s right.

    Too much is just enough.

  8. I made my drink so strong I choked, coughed and sputtered out “Holy shit!” with the first sip. Sweetie said I was doing it right.

  9. GRAND SLAM!!!

    Way to go, Longo!

  10. All manly and shit. We had put a nice faucet in the rental house - much nicer than the one in the house we bought - so we’re doing the old switcheroo.

    All manly and shit. We had put a nice faucet in the rental house - much nicer than the one in the house we bought - so we’re doing the old switcheroo.

  11. Thank you, Cary!

    The answer is indeed shell ginger, at least based on Google image search. I knew at least one of my smart Tumblr friends would have to know. :-)

  12. Another view.

    Another view.

  13. Here’s a closer view of the flowers. It’s not any type of plumeria I’ve ever seen; they’re individual stalks, not a tree, and don’t have that icky (my opinion) smell, and I didn’t start sneezing when I sniffed it (allergic to plumeria).

    Here’s a closer view of the flowers. It’s not any type of plumeria I’ve ever seen; they’re individual stalks, not a tree, and don’t have that icky (my opinion) smell, and I didn’t start sneezing when I sniffed it (allergic to plumeria).

  14. Does anybody know what this is? It’s next to the banana tree in the backyard, and I’m stumped.

    Does anybody know what this is? It’s next to the banana tree in the backyard, and I’m stumped.

  15. Fuel for a busy day ahead.

    Fuel for a busy day ahead.